Special Correspondent Perel is convinced that one day I will write a memoir. She’s also convinced that I’d have a captive audience. I won’t. But since I wouldn’t want to disappoint, I’ve composed some chapter titles for her to enjoy instead.
You Didn’t Want Me to Say That Out Loud?
On my Hometown: Forged in the Valley of Steel
On Growing Up: Rhetorical questions aren’t my forte
On Dating: It’s not as though I’d mind if I never saw him again
On Career: Nowhere pays as much as here for what I’m doing
On Leaning In and/or On Food: I bought their loyalty with snacks
On Confidence: Sometimes people need to be threatened
On Friendship: I have 5 clown noses, and 1 person who could put them to good use
On Travel: You love me. I love you, goats, and ancient printing presses
On Raising Children: If they can get the WD40, they probably know what to do with it