Welcome to the Real World: Peasch Edition

The pre-peasch story that didn’t publish:

“I’m not cleaning the fridge for Peasch this year,” I declared to my dad.

“Welcome to the real world,” he replied.

To that rather cheery and accepting phrase, I launched into a long-winded explanation of why I would not be cleaning the fridge in my apartment. Now, like then, it was a superfluous and one-sided argument.

When I finished up, a while later, dad concluded his thought; “In the real world, you only clean what you have to. You don’t clean everything.”

Hello, real world! Meet chamatzdik kitchen. Now say goodbye to the chamatz, because it’s being sold.



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